Sunday, November 25, 2012

November--Cycling: From the Street to the Studio


With winter's fingers pointing us indoors, it is time to finally make your way to those intimidating indoor cycling classes everyone is talking about. Indoor cycling classes are a great way to maintain your current cycling fitness level and even push your limits upping your game for next season. Here are 10 tips to help you go from green to gold. 
 
10 Tips to Spinning® Success


Does the mere thought of participating in an indoor cycling class make your booty hurt? Are you intimidated by appearing out of shape or inadequate? Have you tried a Spin® class and thought it was too hard—not beginner friendly? Not to worry! Here are some helpful hints that will get those legs crankin’, that booty bouncin’, and your confidence boosted. And because the right music is critical to the success of a Spin® class here are 10 songs that make up a killer playlist.


1. “You Know I’m No Good!”
That’s right ladies—admit you are new to Spin®. Make plans to attend class early and introduce yourself to the instructor and ask how to set-up the bike for proper fit.


2. “Bring Me Some Water!”
Melissa Etheridge had it right when she belted out this tune! It is a huge mistake made by many beginning spinners—showing up without water is a NO-NO. Depending on the length of the class and the intensity, spinners can burn anywhere from 450-700 calories. Translated—you will be sweating a lot so plan on bringing at least 16 oz. of water until you have determined your hydration needs.


3. “Turn It Up!”
Ciara tells us how to do it. During your meet-and-greet with the instructor, expect to be told that the confusing, little dial staring you straight in the face is called your resistance or tension knob. It serves two purposes: it provides you with the resistance needed to give you a top-notch workout and allows you to stop when needed as it is also your brake (just press down and hold).


4. “Gimme Three Steps!”
There are 3 things everyone needs to know whether you are green-as-grass new to Spin® or a been-around-the-block cycling diva. Step 1: Always begin the class by setting your resistance knob so that it reaches tension within one full turn. Step 2: Make sure, regardless of what the instructor says, that you always have enough resistance to offset your body-weight when standing. Translated—you should not feel like your knees are going to collapse. Step 3: Do what you can do. Translated—if you can’t handle 3 turns, only do 2, if you can’t stand for one full minute, stand for 30 seconds, and if you can’t sprint for 30 seconds, go 15 until you are confident you can go the distance.


5. “Mercy!”
“Jillian Michaels is my instructor! Oh noooooo!” Intimidation is the #1 reason most women bunk the notion of Spin® class. If you end up with a drill sergeant for an instructor, remember—instructors are just like clothing. Not every one is going to be the proper fit. Don’t be discouraged. Try again. Believe it or not, every instructor uses vastly different teaching techniques despite being so limited by stationary equipment.


6. “Music—makes the people come together…!”
Sing it Madonna! Music can make or break a class so talk to some of the participants or even the instructor about the different types of music being played in each class. Remember: The instructor is there for you and most have no problem with taking requests. So request away.

Now that you have been properly fitted to your bike, the music, and the instructor, let’s move on to the fun stuff—the clothing. Tips 7 & 8 are designed to help you purchase the proper attire and know where to buy it.


7. “Bootylicious!”
BeyoncĂ© is not the only diva on this planet allowed to possess a delicious booty. You are too. And in order to do so, you have to protect your assets. Invest in some padded shorts, ladies. Locate the nearest bike shop or sporting goods store and try on several different brands until you find a brand that fits your body type. Pearl Izumi, Sugoi, and Terry Bicycles make some of the best women’s shorts on the market. Price: $40 and up.


8. “These Shoes are Made for Walkin’”
Nancy Sinatra said it best in her 1966 hit, but the shoes we are interested in are for cycling. Cycling shoes come with uber-stiff soles unlike tennis shoes and have a little metal “cleat” on the bottom that attaches your shoes to the pedals. There are 3 types to choose from: Road cycling, Mountain biking, and Indoor cycling. A lot of bike shops and instructors do not know that you can actually choose from any of these categories, but let’s take a peak at the advantages and disadvantages of each category so you can go shopping like a pro.

Road shoes are designed for road biking and definitely not walking.
  • Advantages: have incredibly stiff soles to provide you with maximum support while standing and allow you to utilize every ounce of energy you put into each pedal stroke.
  • Disadvantages: very difficult to walk in off the bike; pricey.
  • Price: The sky's the limit.
Mountain shoes are designed for exactly what their name implies—off-road cycling.
  • Advantages: much easier to walk in before and after class; have very stiff soles similar to road shoes.
  • Disadvantages: the cheaper mountain shoes do not have uber-stiff soles and can feel about as supportive as your squishy tennis shoes.
  • Price: $70 and up.
Indoor cycling shoes—pretty self-explanatory.
  • Advantages: typically more affordable; easy to walk in just like tennis shoes; some brands look and fit like tennis shoes.
  • Disadvantages: they typically do not provide you with uber-stiff support like the road shoes; are a little more difficult to locate in stores.
  • Price: $40-$150.

There is one last thing you must know. Remember that little metal “cleat” mentioned earlier? Make sure and tell the bike shop that you want SPD cleats put on your new cycling kicks. These run about $20. You are now ready to “clip in” and get crankin’!


9. “Poker Face!”
Alright ladies—time to get serious. There are two more items needed to round out your new indoor cycling attire: a top or jersey, and a face that means business. Pearl Izumi, Sugoi, and Terry Bicycles make women’s jerseys as well. You can choose from many different styles ranging from basic to sexy. Once you have decided on the style that suits you, locate your inner warrior and hit the gym.


10. “Pump Up the Jam!”
One more thing—have fun! Sit back, enjoy the music, and pump it up!



Saturday, September 15, 2012

September--Beginner Women's Mtn Bike Clinic Still a Go!! The Loss of a Dear Friend



Sorry for the delay in a post for this month. It has been a busy month and rife with grief. The Ocoee River community lost a dear friend on Tuesday the 11th. Jeff West drown while making a one-day attempt of the Grand Canyon section of the Stikine River in Canada. He had been training for this day for 10 years and knew the risks involved. He was a pro-level paddler and spent his life teaching others the secrets of the river and connecting with people on a level that is incomprehensible to most. But as with all lights that burn twice as bright; they burn out twice as fast. He lived a life of quality rather than quantity and chose to fill each day making others happy. He was 42. Jeff wouldn't want us to sit around pining over his loss. Instead, he would want us to soldier on living each day as though it were our last. And THAT is just what we will do! So! The Tsali trip is still a go.



September 23 @ 8am--Tsali Recreation Area, NC (email me for directions Google maps does not give accurate directions just FYI--will already be camping there)
Focus: whatever you want to work on!
RSVP by September 21.





Sunday, July 29, 2012

August--Beginner Women's Bike Clinic Schedule

Focus: learning to ride with confidence
WE WILL DIVIDE UP INTO 2 GROUPS FOR THIS RIDE--A BEGINNER GROUP AND AN INTERMEDIATE GROUP.
RSVP by August 24. 

BONUS CLINIC:
September 23 @ 8am--Tsali Recreation Area, NC (email me for directions--will already be camping there)
Focus: technical riding for experienced riders only*****
RSVP by September 21. 

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER!!! Sorry kiddos! Mom needs a break too. You will be asked to sign a waiver. Sheesh! I know...more paperwork. 

THE 411
Meet at Boyd Gap parking area. It is 1.8 miles beyond the Ocoee Whitewater Center (OWC) on the RIGHT. Please remove any belongings from your vehicle that might tempt a thief and leave them at your house. Cars have been broken into in the past including mine. They stole a towel and a pair of my boyfriend's shorts. I am guessing they were naked and just got out of the shower. Ha!


Following the ride, we will have a cookout at the OWC. If you would like for your family or any friends to join you for food, tell them to be at the picnic area across the bridge at 5pm. We should be done well before then. YOU MUST SUPPLY YOUR OWN FOOD AND GRILLING STUFF! THERE ARE GRILLS THERE. BRING CHARCOAL, ETC... 

This will be the last beginner clinic of the summer.

THE TRAIL
This trail is 8 miles long. It is located just above the OWC. It is rolling and tight in sections. It is not technical. If you have ridden Harrison Bay and all of its roots you can ride this with no problems. It has one technical spot and one long downhill at the beginning. There are several bridges that as long as they are dry are no problem, but if it has rained, they will be slick. This trail flows well.

THE NECESSITIES
1.Please remember to bring your bike. If you have not ridden it in a while, please take it to your local shop and get a tune-up. Trailside maintenance will not be part of this course!

2. Bring a helmet!! If you do not bring a helmet, you do not get to ride!!! Helmets are cheaper than hospital visits. Go to your local shop and pick one up.

3. Wear proper shoes. Tennis shoes are fine if you do not own cycling shoes. Just don't show up in Chacos, Crocs, flip-flops, etc. I would like for you to keep all of your little piggies. 

4. Water! Lots of water!! It will be hot, damn hot! If you pass out, I might be tempted to push you into the lake and pretend I do not know you. Also, be sure to bring bicycle water bottles and not your Nalgene bottle. They do not fit in water bottle cages. If you do not own water bottle cages and bottles, again, hit up the cycling gurus at your local shop for these items.

5. Bring anything you might need for grilling out and playing in the river if you so desire.

6. Please bring a great sense of humor. As you can see, I have one and love to laugh and hope you do too. 

THE $$$ 
These clinics are free. FREEEEE! However, there is a parking fee at the Ocoee Whitewater Center of $3 per car. Tsali has a trail fee of $2 per person, but no parking fee. 

I look forward to playing with everyone and can't wait to see you out there! 
If you have any questions and to RSVP, please email me at bikinbeth@gmail.com

Monday, July 23, 2012

July Clinic--Absolutely Fabulous!


Growing up, I watched this horribly tasteless series on the BBC called Absolutely Fabulous. The two primary characters were these middle-aged women who spent all of their time consumed by fashion and  alcoholism. I am not sure why this show intrigued me so, but I watched it religiously. One of the women had an 18-year old daughter who spent most of her time keeping the women out of trouble and wishing she were somewhere else. These two women were ridiculously funny and the situations they found themselves in were totally unrealistic, but alas they made me laugh. (Watch Patsy and Edina in their many misadventures below.)


While Sunday's clinic was not consumed by fashion and alcoholism, it was by far Absolutely Fabulous!! A group of apprehensive women took on a challenge and came out on top. Excellent job ladies!! We shared many laughs and lots of stories and a great time was had by all. There is nothing more rewarding than seeing someone accomplish something they thought was not possible.



See you in August! This time we are heading to the Ocoee Whitewater Center. Stay tuned for group rides between now and then. 

 


Saturday, July 21, 2012

Sunday July 22 Clinic weather update!!!



The weatherman says we are to expect a 30% chance of rain showers tomorrow. If tomorrow turns out to be anything like today with monsoon-like downpours, we will postpone the clinic. As long as the weather holds out, the trail should dry out enough to proceed as planned. Again, if we receive any more rain, the trail will be too wet to ride successfully. I definitely want you ladies to have a good first experience. Safety is most important.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Updated Beginner Women's Mtn Bike Clinic Schedule



July 22 @ 2pm--Harrison Bay
Focus: review of previous clinic, continue to work on shifting and braking, climbing and descending
RSVP by July 20.
   
August 26 @ 2pm--Ocoee Whitewater Center
Focus: obstacles and learning to ride with confidence
RSVP by August 24. 

BONUS CLINIC:
September 23 @ 8am--Tsali Recreation Area, NC (will meet at Ocoee Outdoors)
Focus: technical riding for experienced riders only*****
RSVP by September 21. 


YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER!!! Sorry kiddos! Mom needs a break too. You will be asked to sign a waiver. Sheesh! I know...more paperwork. 

THE 411
There will be a short lecture component consisting of familiarizing you with your trusty steed (i.e. how to adjust seat height, brakes, shifters, etc...) followed by a short ride. ...We will teach you how to shift, when to shift, and what not to do concerning your brakes and shifting. We will discuss safety and proper biking attire. 
Plan on being out at least 2 hours and possibly 3. This will be determined by the number of participants.

THE TRAIL
We will be riding a very basic trail that hangs on the outskirts of Harrison Bay. There will be no big roots, big drop-offs, or huge hills. I do not wish to kill you right away. No!! That will be saved for the last class (okay not really). The trail is a loop that is 4.5 miles long. There will possibly be hikers, runners, and dogs on the trail. We will discuss how to approach these 'obstacles' prior to hitting the trail. 
 

THE NECESSITIES
1.Please remember to bring your bike. If you have not ridden it in a while, please take it to your local shop and get a tune-up. Trailside maintenance will not be part of this course!

2. Bring a helmet!! If you do not bring a helmet, you do not get to ride!!! Helmets are cheaper than hospital visits. Go to your local shop and pick one up.

3. Wear proper shoes. Tennis shoes are fine if you do not own cycling shoes. Just don't show up in Chacos, Crocs, flip-flops, etc. I would like for you to keep all of your little piggies. 

4. Water! Lots of water!! It will be hot, damn hot! If you pass out, I might be tempted to push you into the lake and pretend I do not know you. Also, be sure to bring bicycle water bottles and not your Nalgene bottle. They do not fit in water bottle cages. If you do not own water bottle cages and bottles, again, hit up the cycling gurus at your local shop for these items.

5. Bring a chair for the first portion of the clinic. We will convene in a shady corner of the parking lot at the trailhead to begin our discussion of biking, proper bike fit, apparel, etc... 

6. Please bring a great sense of humor. As you can see, I have one and love to laugh and hope you do too. 

THE $$$ 
These clinics are free. FREEEEE! However, there is a parking fee at the Ocoee Whitewater Center of $3 per car. Tsali has a trail fee of $2 per person, but no parking fee. 

I look forward to working with everyone and can't wait to see you out there! 
If you have any questions and to RSVP, please email me at bikinbeth@gmail.com

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The Hill of Truth

Once upon a time, I trained with an intense group of friends who were dedicated to the weekly torture that adventure racing bestowed upon weary participants. We traveled to Oak Ridge several times per month to mountain bike a very technical 8-mile trail located in Haw Ridge at the Life Development Center. Following the biking, we traded our trusty steeds for a pair of tattered trail running shoes and headed back out to run the very same course. The obstacles we faced consisted of short, steep, muddy, slick ascents that set your quads and calves on fire, long, bumpy log bridges that spanned swampy sections keeping you high and dry, and off-camber, rooty turns that had been hacked out of hillsides. No matter what obstacle found its way under our wheels and feet, nothing matched the frustration felt by all when ascending the Hill of Truth, a power-line climb that was long, loose and nosebleed-steep at the very top. No one could make it no matter how many times we tried. We even tried cleaning away the loose rocks and rubble that kept worthy adversaries at bay. It was as though the Hill was lying in wait--ready--to defend its rocky tower resupplying the scree that littered the top. I was determined.

I decided to visit the Hill alone. It was a typical, hot, humid summer day in the South. You know the kind of day I speak of if you have lived here most of your life. The type of day where your underwear decides to rebel against your ass placing itself in a nice, damp wad completely rendering them useless. The type of day where mosquitoes rival small rodents in size and could damn near tear off an appendage beating you to death with it. The type of day where nothing can quench your thirst and you spend the entire 8 miles wishing you could produce more saliva to drum up one more spit to rid your mouth of the dusty film lining it.

 I plugged my headphones into my ears allowing the music to penetrate my mind setting the pace for the day. Zipping up my Salomons and strapping on my hydration pack, I hit the trail. The music eliminated any and all natural sounds keeping me focused on the task at hand--defeat the Hill of Truth once and for all. I meandered through all of the other obstacles really gaining a keen sense of my surroundings sans sound--mud, roots, rocks, hills, logs, descents, holes, swamp. It was surreal. I felt as though I were running through a Mountain Dew commercial. Bringing me back to reality was the close brush with a mountain biker who passed me while I was taking a quick snack break. As he passed on my left, I screamed almost dropping my food and certainly startling him. I quickly regained focus and headed out. Once at the base of the Hill, I stopped and psyched myself up by cranking up the volume a few more decibels. I decided to try something new. Since I could not hear myself and therefore no one else could hear me (of course), I yelled a battle cry all the way to the top. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But it worked. I conquered that bastard Hill and went home with a smile.

What did I gain from this experience? Aside from sore feet and dehydration, a new sense of confidence that carried over into my biking. The next time I rode the Hill on my bike I made it all the way to top grinning from ear-to-ear. Did I make it every time? No. In fact, I still struggled to defeat it each time whether biking or running. It was just that loose at the top. By the way, if you are wondering why it was named the Hill of Truth and not the Hill of Frustration or the Hill of Hell, it was simply because it kept you honest. There was absolutely no way to cheat your way to the top. You had to earn it and earn it--you did.

July's bike clinic will focus on hills and climbing. Check out the advice given by a highly recognized outdoor organization, REI, and utilize this information for your next attempt to conquer your Hill of Truth.

In need of a little inspiration? I leave you with this highly motivating song by Volbeat.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Baptism by Fire

Thanks to the ladies who joined me and my compadres for a hot, HOT ride at Harrison Bay. The first  bike clinic was successful. Of course, success can be defined as many different things. For some it may be conquering an obstacle that seemed insurmountable, or learning that your cycling skills are considerably sharper than you once thought, or simply filling in the gaps in your cycling knowledge. Either way everyone went home with a feeling of accomplishment and made some new friends. We certainly had some mishaps, but they were handled well and we moved on. Nice job!

The difficulty in hosting clinics of this nature is convincing the participants that their bike skills are much better than they imagine. It is like looking into a mirror and seeing Jabba the Hut rather than Princess Leia--same thing. All three ladies that joined us last Sunday did a tremendous job, however, the one who gets a gold star for the day is the one who had the most to overcome. She showed up with an eagerness to learn and test her current bike knowledge in the hopes that this would spark something for her in the mountain biking world. She quickly learned that mountain biking is extremely difficult, challenging, and forces you to use muscles you didn't even know you had. She spent the entire time duking it out with Fear and by the end, without even realizing it, rode the entire trail successfully. When I approached her about the ride and any subsequent rides, she felt as though she weren't cut out for such a rough and rugged sport, but admitted that riding a rooty, downhill section was a huge accomplishment. So listen up woman! You did an amazing job! You toughed it out. You suffered through. You did it! You may not have finished it as gracefully as you had hoped, but guess what!? Welcome to mountain biking!!

I truly hope to see all of you again next month. In the meantime, get out and ride! Practice. Practice. Practice.

Here is the schedule again:
July 22 @ 2pm--Harrison Bay
Focus: review of previous clinic, continue to work on shifting and braking, climbing and descending
RSVP by July 20.
   
August 26 @ 2pm--Ocoee Whitewater Center
Focus: obstacles and learning to ride with confidence
RSVP by August 24. 



BONUS CLINIC:
September 23 @ 8am--Tsali Recreation Area, NC (will meet at Ocoee Outdoors)
Focus: technical riding for experienced riders only*****
RSVP by September 21. 


YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER!!! Sorry kiddos! Mom needs a break too. You will be asked to sign a waiver. Sheesh! I know...more paperwork. 

THE 411
There will be a short lecture component consisting of familiarizing you with your trusty steed (i.e. how to adjust seat height, brakes, shifters, etc...) followed by a short ride. ...We will teach you how to shift, when to shift, and what not to do concerning your brakes and shifting. We will discuss safety and proper biking attire.
Plan on being out at least 2 hours and possibly 3. This will be determined by the number of participants.

THE TRAIL
We will be riding a very basic trail that hangs on the outskirts of Harrison Bay. There will be no big roots, big drop-offs, or huge hills. I do not wish to kill you right away. No!! That will be saved for the last class (okay not really). The trail is a loop that is 4.5 miles long. There will possibly be hikers, runners, and dogs on the trail. We will discuss how to approach these 'obstacles' prior to hitting the trail. 



THE NECESSITIES
1.Please remember to bring your bike. If you have not ridden it in a while, please take it to your local shop and get a tune-up. Trailside maintenance will not be part of this course!

2. Bring a helmet!! If you do not bring a helmet, you do not get to ride!!! Helmets are cheaper than hospital visits. Go to your local shop and pick one up.

3. Wear proper shoes. Tennis shoes are fine if you do not own cycling shoes. Just don't show up in Chacos, Crocs, flip-flops, etc. I would like for you to keep all of your little piggies.

4. Water! Lots of water!! It will be hot, damn hot! If you pass out, I might be tempted to push you into the lake and pretend I do not know you. Also, be sure to bring bicycle water bottles and not your Nalgene bottle. They do not fit in water bottle cages. If you do not own water bottle cages and bottles, again, hit up the cycling gurus at your local shop for these items.


5. Bring a chair for the first portion of the clinic. We will convene in a shady corner of the parking lot at the trailhead to begin our discussion of biking, proper bike fit, apparel, etc...

6. Please bring a great sense of humor as you can see I have one and love to laugh and hope you do too. 


THE $$$ 
These clinics are free. FREEEEE! However, depending upon where we decide to head for the third clinic there could be a park fee. I will post that on the blog in the future. Be sure to check back frequently for updates! 

I look forward to working with everyone and can't wait to see you out there! 

If you have any questions and to RSVP, please email me at bikinbeth@gmail.com

Monday, June 4, 2012

Summer 2012: Beginner Women's Mtn Bike Clinic Schedule

Hi ladies!  Here's your chance to learn how to ride those two-wheeled contraptions that have evaded you for so long. I will be putting on a series of beginner classes to teach basic riding skills. Each class will build upon the other so that by the end of the summer you will be confident to hit the trails alone, with pals, or in the company of your hammerhead, male counterpart. 

As promised...here is the schedule for this summer's bike clinics.
June 24 @ 2pm--Harrison Bay State Park
 Need directions? Punch in your address here for detailed directions. 
Focus: proper bike setup, how to check tire pressure, shifting and braking, appropriate bike attire, hydration & nutrition basics
RSVP by June 22.

July 22 @ 2pm--location TBD*
Focus: review of previous clinic, continue to work on shifting and braking, climbing and descending
RSVP by July 20.
   
August 26 @ 2pm--location TBD*
Focus: obstacles and learning to ride with confidence
RSVP by August 24. 

There is a possibility that a fourth clinic will be added.


 *The location for the remaining clinics will be decided at the conclusion of the one previous and based upon the participants' learning ability.

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER!!! Sorry kiddos! Mom needs a break too. You will be asked to sign a waiver. Sheesh! I know...more paperwork. 

THE 411
There will be a short lecture component consisting of familiarizing you with your trusty steed (i.e. how to adjust seat height, brakes, shifters, etc...) followed by a short ride. ...We will teach you how to shift, when to shift, and what not to do concerning your brakes and shifting. We will discuss safety and proper biking attire.
Plan on being out at least 2 hours and possibly 3. This will be determined by the number of participants.

THE TRAIL
We will be riding a very basic trail that hangs on the outskirts of Harrison Bay. There will be no big roots, big drop-offs, or huge hills. I do not wish to kill you right away. No!! That will be saved for the last class (okay not really). The trail is a loop that is 4.5 miles long. There will possibly be hikers, runners, and dogs on the trail. We will discuss how to approach these 'obstacles' prior to hitting the trail. 



THE NECESSITIES
1.Please remember to bring your bike. If you have not ridden it in a while, please take it to your local shop and get a tune-up. Trailside maintenance will not be part of this course!

2. Bring a helmet!! If you do not bring a helmet, you do not get to ride!!! Helmets are cheaper than hospital visits. Go to your local shop and pick one up.

3. Wear proper shoes. Tennis shoes are fine if you do not own cycling shoes. Just don't show up in Chacos, Crocs, flip-flops, etc. I would like for you to keep all of your little piggies.

4. Water! Lots of water!! It will be hot, damn hot! If you pass out, I might be tempted to push you into the lake and pretend I do not know you. Also, be sure to bring bicycle water bottles and not your Nalgene bottle. They do not fit in water bottle cages. If you do not own water bottle cages and bottles, again, hit up the cycling gurus at your local shop for these items.


5. Bring a chair for the first portion of the clinic. We will convene in a shady corner of the parking lot at the trailhead to begin our discussion of biking, proper bike fit, apparel, etc...

6. Please bring a great sense of humor as you can see I have one and love to laugh and hope you do too. 


THE $$$ 
These clinics are free. FREEEEE! However, depending upon where we decide to head for the second and third clinics, there could be a park fee. I will post that on the blog in the future. Be sure to check back frequently for updates! 

I look forward to working with everyone and can't wait to see you out there! 

If you have any questions and to RSVP, please email me at bikinbeth@gmail.com

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Back in the Saddle Again!

Following graduation, my bike and I spent some much needed alone time in the beautiful and majestic mountains of NC. We are now on speaking terms once again and long to continue shredding sinuous single-track that will make you want to smack yo mamma.
Those of you who actually read this know damn good and well that I am a huge music fan and am partial to anything manufactured by Aerosmith. So this is a short message to say...It is time to get your ass off the couch and back in the saddle again! Summer is here and we have a lot of work to do and no time to waste. Beginner bike clinics are in the works so be on the lookout for those. I will create a schedule within the next few weeks and post it on this blog as well as through Outdoor Chattanooga. So be on the lookout! In the meantime, put down the remote and go clean your bike! We got some riding to do.

B

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Farewell Dear Friends...

As a Graduate student staring down the long, dark corridor to graduation, I am reflecting on the experiences of the last two years and recalling a poster someone bought me many years ago.
At the time, I thought the poster was humorous as I watched the Three Stooges almost religiously on television. However, I did not fully understand the poster's message until now.

Following graduation in December of 2008 with my B.A. in Communication, I was naively optimistic about finding employment in an economy that got flushed down the toilet and is still struggling to resurface. I will graduate May 5 with a M.A. in English. This time I am truly optimistic about starting a career and not simply just finding a job. I will be re-released into the world armed with a new skill-set that will provide me with more opportunities for success that were unavailable several years ago. However, the education I received did not come from the classroom, the countless hours reading page after page of seemingly useless literature, or from lengthy research papers. Instead, I was baptized by fire by my mentor, Dr. Martina Harris, in the School of Nursing. She has given me an unlimited amount of room to hone my strengths, recognize my weaknesses, and learn new things. I am reminded of the quote: "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever." At the hands of Dr. Harris, I will never go hungry.
I can only hope all of you have similar experiences and find yourselves working with someone like Dr. Harris who is willing to take you under her wing and give you the tools necessary to negotiate the hairpin turns of the winding road of life.

In the meantime, farewell dear friends. It has been a bumpy ride, but a necessary one. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Reflection: 1996 Mt. Everest Disaster

Shopping for the perfect song that conveys just the message you want to send is like looking for the perfect pair of shoes to match the dress you bought last summer that is a size too small that you were hoping you would lose enough weight to fit in this summer—you just know when you hear it or in the shoes’ case when you see them. Whew! Did I get it all in there? Typically, the first element in my video-making process is the music. The music is the foundation upon which I construct my entire production. I allow the natural changes in the song(s) to dictate the flow of images providing the viewer with a cohesive bond between rhythm and emotion. There is nothing like an‘aha!’ moment when the music and images come together harmoniously.

Up until this point, I have had no problems with locating songs to convey a particular emotion. However, this project proved to be a worthy adversary. It was truly a “kill the baby” moment. The song I had chosen was perfect lyrically and even emotionally, but something was still missing. I needed a shift in emotion and could not locate the perfect song to accompany my chosen tune. I had already exported my video into QT format at least four times and had decided it was good enough. But “good enough” just isn’t good enough for me. I had to woefully and with anticipated regret hit the DELETE button. As the product of an unrelenting perfectionist complex, I began anew. I sat for hours combing through my iTunes library and YouTube searching…. I knew I would know it when I heard it. Soundtracks are some of the best places to locate unique music. I racked my brain over and over crawling through the darkest recesses of my mind…The Last Samurai, 300, Troy, Snatch, Gladiator, The Hunger Games, The Last of the Mohicans. With great frustration I finally emerged victorious—Braveheart. Bingo! Perfect pair of shoes. I ended up pulling three songs from the soundtrack as they all went well together—naturally. After spending an additional six hours perfecting my project, I fell asleep content.

While I still long to use Final Cut, I managed to locate some new features in iMovie that really breathed some life into my project. Overall, I am happy with this project. I feel like it has more depth than my first project, but my first project was very cohesive and groovy. So, if anything it has been a cool experience to dabble in creating two very different multi-modal videos. 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Chaos loves company

During an art appreciation class at a local community college, I was introduced to the idea that the human eye tries to make "order out of chaos." Of course, the professor was referring to an onlooker of eccentric artwork, but I like the idea of order and chaos duking it out. This phrase can be applied to anything (at least in my world anyway). I want everything placed in a neat little box with a ribbon around it. I think we have been conditioned this way and as a result we find ourselves struggling to break free. This is certainly important for someone who has imprisoned their creativity for many years replacing it with reason and a hard-nosed, old-fashioned work ethic that does not allow for foo foo drawings and creative writing. "Damn hippies!! That is all they do is sit around singing kum ba yah and not working!" That is what I think my papaw would say if he were still alive. Probably not, but it is fun thinking about it.

My papaw was a reserved man. He only spoke when he had something to say and most of the time it was to tell you you were doing something wrong. However, he made known his love for others through small gestures. For example, I remember as a wee tot camping with my family in Tellico. We did not have a lot of money, and I think even if we did nothing would have been any different. We love the outdoors, and we love to camp--present tense. Every summer we camped alongside the Tellico river near Green Cove. Papaw would take me by the hand (I was only 7 or 8), and he would walk with me to the little store to get a creamsicle. While this may seem silly, it was huge to an eight year-old. The walk felt like it took forever like we were walking to China and back, but I am sure it was only a half mile or so round-trip. The temperature was hot enough to bake my drawers so you can only imagine what happened once I got my ice-cream. I spent more time licking it off my hands than off the stick. I grew very frustrated because my papaw would not let me walk down to the river and wash my hands and by the time we reached the campsite I was sticky from head-to-toe.

So what does eating ice-cream with my gramps have to do with order, chaos, and artwork? Not a damn thing! But I can certainly give him credit for not only teaching me a strong work ethic, but also allowing me the freedom to be myself. More importantly I can credit my love for the outdoors to those special camping trips and everyone involved. Inspiration can come from anywhere and experiences such as these are most often the source for me.

Prior to returning to school this past fall (2011), I took a trip to VA to hike a section of the Appalachian Trail in the Shenandoah Valley with my brother's now fiance, Leanne. We traveled approximately 50 miles in 4 days with no chance of a bath or real food.
It was an amazing experience as we learned a great deal about ourselves and the world that surrounds us. We encountered at least one bear each day, snakes, and beautiful scenes that bordered on epic. Most of all, we met many strange and interesting characters on the trail. One such character named Heavy Metal (everyone has a trail name) was an older man, tall, thin, white hair--scary. We had been warned about him by another hiker who told us not to spend the night in a shelter with him because he would steal you blind and ask you for weed. Talk about having your eagle eyes on the lookout for this shady character, Leanne and I were actually relieved to finally run into him on the trail. Heavy Metal pretty much lives on the AT traveling from shelter to shelter spending the night and stealing everyone's stuff. Along the trail you will encounter subdivisions and opportunities to receive what is called 'trail magic.' Trail magic can be anything from money to food to water. It has become a way of life for many of the thru-hikers--a means for survival. I can imagine there are times when one finds him or herself stuck without enough food/water and needs money to acquire more. However, there is an understood rule that if you take trail magic, you don't take it all. You must leave some for others. Heavy Metal apparently did not get the memo. Leanne and I were the happy recipients of trail magic in the form of agua. I ran out on the third day and happened across some people traveling through the Valley and stopping at the overlooks for photo opps. I was so relieved as the heat was borderline baking my synthetic undies. Leanne and I decided to whip up one of our oh so deelish freeze-dried dinners. Truthfully they aren't that bad, but they are certainly nothing compared to the real deal you get at home. Teriyaki chicken tastes nothing like chicken and since everything tastes like chicken that is a feat unto itself.
Any time we would prepare food, I thought of my grandparents and those memorable camping trips. Being a southerner, we take our food very seriously. My grandma (Nanny) would bake cobbler, pies, and biscuits in a propane-fired oven that was a staple in our camp supplies. I'm talkin' a full-blown stove like what is in your kitchen. Redneck, I know. Funny how things change, how equipment changes. The stove we used on the AT hike would have been laughed at by my papaw had he been there.
Leanne made eggs one morning. Word of advice: stick to oatmeal. When we were finally picked up on the fourth day (we actually finished a day earlier than planned), we pigged out on potato chips and soda and were content with what we had just accomplished.
Many of the hikers we passed had been on the trail for weeks or months. We may attempt that one day, but for now we are happy with only a few days. Besides, I am not sure I could stand to smell myself for that long or anyone else for that matter.

Returning to my opening paragraph about breaking free from the everyday, I believe Leanne and I have found a way. Without the material items we utilize in our daily lives, it really helps put things in perspective. Trips such as these are moments when time is all you have and each day is real--no artificial fillers. As for order, chaos, and artwork...well let's just say I was happy Chaos decided to stay at home for that trip. Order found her way and blessed our trip. We really did not have any major issues other than blisters, a bee sting, a mouse crawling across my head in the middle of the night, and a curious bear or two. The artwork was...well....see for yourself...

In need of video narrative ideas?

As I beat, bloody, annihilate, and mutilate my final video project idea searching for just the right music/image combo to effectively communicate my message, I ran across this video.
This is quite possibly one of the most creative videos burdened by communicating a specific message that I have watched in a while. Most of the time we are bombarded by images of money, cars, 'ho's, clothing, and jewelry--all material possessions that unfortunately represent success in this country. So, it is refreshing to locate the occasional video that steps outside of the box to tell a story. However, viewers, including myself, don't always realize the amount of mental preparation that goes into the process of creating a narrative production. The above video uses text streaming across the bottom of the screen like a live news feed, actual footage from the news, combined with their own lyrics to equal a multi-layered message that is further reinforced by the gritty guitar riffs and aggressive beats. All of these are possible components to be utilized in our own productions in order to successfully tell our story.

Another unique video narrative is displayed in M. Ward's video for his song "Chinese Translation". This time we have stop motion of sorts that tells a story of life.
I truly enjoy watching the old Chinese man under the tree as he ages. I don't know who came up with this concept, but it is certainly creative and simple. Sometimes it is the simpler videos that tell the best stories. M. Ward gives us some pretty off-the-wall videos most of the time. So, if you are in need of video ideas for your narrative check out M. Ward or Bjork!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag!

My morning drives to school can be some of my most productive "me" time. This quality time with self is characterized by whatever music happens to be gracing the radio waves and of course the entertainment of the meat-head motorists who travel the same route everyday but still do not know which lane they need to be in to make their exit. This morning, Tuesday March 20, I was pleased to hear our local classic rock station, KZ-106, play an Aerosmith tune, which, for me, represents an original work. Steven Tyler definitely possesses a unique set of vocal chords that seem to have fallen from the musical heavens. I feel he is one of many old-school rockers who continues to pump out some highly creative tuneage. But are they original?

Last night's discussion of Lanham and the issue of originality in one's work really got the rusty wheels turning. In fact, it has stopped me in my tracks. What does this mean for future authors/creators? I had to ask myself if I have succumbed to the sloth-like tentacles of apathy and have relinquished any and all creative originality in favor of revamping old works and presenting them instead as a polished, stylistic uniqueness that is "mine, all mine" (read in your best Stewie voice). I feel the music world, like shaking the plastic, answer-filled, eight-ball, provides us with all of life's daunting and seemingly unanswerable questions. What does the music world contend is the future of originality? Let's shake it and see!

When ADELE hit the boob-tube several years ago with her single "Chasing Pavements", she exploded onto the scene with a whole new look (not starving, stick-insect, model-type who needs to eat a boatload of Twinkies) and a whole new voice (Etta James kicks the s@*t out of The Cure and steals their vibes). Considering I am able to make any connections to past works/artists, is ADELE original?
  What about pop icons such as Madonna and Michael Jackson? Historically speaking, they are considered two of the most original musical talents to have ever graced the pages of Rolling Stone mag. Madonna has tirelessly reinvented herself over-and-over to represent the current goings-on in her personal life as well as mimic any social movements that might be taking place at that time. Ranging from angsty teen to earth mother to hip hop, digital pimp-ess, Madonna has run the gambit expanding the musical world and moulding it into her creative playground.


Michael Jackson provided listeners and viewers with a completely different perspective of rock music. He journeyed deep into the introspective locales of his mind to bring his fans a level of creativity that continues to puzzle critics and pushes the boundaries of musical talent. Theatrical in nature, Jackson's videos and music bring a unique element to the table. But what about singer/songwriters such as Bjork who also create theatrical works? Who is the original?
Let's shake the musical ball once more. Fast-forward to the current episode of American Idol, which ironically has Steven Tyler sitting in as one of the judges. Phillip Phillips (damn his parents!) is not crazy good but kuh-ray-zee good! I am pretty sure his mother belongs in the Guinness Book of World records since she gave birth to him and his guitar. His stage presence commands respect as do his voice and appendage-like guitar. From the moment he steps onto stage, grips the mic, and opens his mouth--your ass belongs to Phillips as well as your soul. If I were a DJ playing any number of his tunes, I would be thankful that radio is an auditory medium only because I would jump outta my seat sending my chair flying across the room and dance until I look like I just competed in a Flash Dance contest (minus the horrible leg warmers and head band). Phillips is what happens when Dave Matthews and James Brown are tossed into a musical blender and poured into a glass served to Tom Waits who then responds, "Hot damn! Papa's Got A Brand New Bag!"

Indeed he does.

Let's ponder once more the notion of originality. Does it exist? Or like a song that has been remade 3,000 times too many (thank you Beatles for "Yesterday") are artists/authors left to build their creativity on an already established foundation? To answer this question, I leave you with this song...

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Music in the making

Richard Lanham discusses in chapter 30 of the Handa book the state of music and its evolutionary path concerning what constitutes real music, how these changes affect copyright, and the notion of public and private performance. This is only a small portion of the chapter, but a very important topic in my world. During my journey through undergrad, I took a class taught by Richard Winham on music. He posed an interesting question, and I cannot remember it verbatim, but he essentially asked us if we thought music could still be considered authentic music if no instruments were used in the making? Lanham is basically getting at the same question only he focuses more on the issues concerning copyright just as the copyright on print media is rock-solid the introduction of digital texts also introduces issues with authorship and copyright. In answer to both Lanham and Winham, I feel music and texts are only as authentic as the composer and author want them to be. For example, many new "musicians" are creating music digitally without the augmentation of actual instruments. Is this still considered music? I think music is music whether it is created using a trash can and a wooden spoon or a $2000 mac. However, I prefer the tangibility and connectedness experienced when seated in front of a group of folks jamming out with various instruments. I have been a loyal listener of Nine Inch Nails since high school and have no issues with Trent Reznor's use of digital instruments.


But if given the choice, I would much rather rock with Aerosmith and their acoustic/electric old-school ways.
I feel text is in the same boat. Multimedia and digital text certainly have their place, but books will always possess a certain tangibility, authenticity, and realness for lack of a better word.

But what about the shift in music performance from the public to the private? Lanham feels concerning music "to replay it at home is as 'authentic' as to replay it in a concert hall" (463). Hmmm...I'm afraid I disagree to an extent with that statement. I see where Lanham is going, but I'm afraid there is a huge difference in jamming out at home in your garage or house to a set of speakers muscled by a computer than to the raw, emotionally driven, sensory overloading experience of a live performance. Maybe I am missing the point, but Lanham apparently has not been to a concert in a while. My last concert was A Perfect Circle in Nashville and holy moly those guys rocked the house. Sitting at Starbucks with my little, white earbuds cranking out to the best of their ability "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" just doesn't have quite the same effect.
So, again I feel tangibility, the emotional connectivity experienced by the reader or listener will always win.

Copyright is last on the to-do list. What does one make of it? Is it an issue in the digital world? Returning to my previous statement, "I feel music and texts are only as authentic as the composer and author want them to be"; if one wants to establish authority and concrete validity in one's work, don't publish on the web or create music from digital snippets or music creating software. I think each world, print and digital, have their uses and to expect the rules of each to be completely compatible is futile or naive at best.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Bernhardt and Bike Magazine

In case you haven't noticed, I am a mountain biker. I have been riding and racing bikes since I was 17 years-old. My favorite rag is BIKE magazine. It is HIGHLY, visually stimulating with photos that make you want to pack your bags and hit the trails. I continue to subscribe to their print mag, but in an effort to stay alive BIKE mag has found a spot in cyberspace offering the same vibrant pics, mind-shreddin' articles, and a layout that keeps the reader moving from page-to-page as fluidly as your bicycle flowing along a beautiful, sinewy piece of single-track heaven.
Just like its print counterpart, the cyber-version offers much of the same info. (Bear in mind there is an online version that is identical to the print version, however, the website contains much of the same info., but with up-to-date news added as well as a forum or two.) Notice the "cover article" in the black box just below the tabs and heading followed by subsequent articles below.
All advertisements are placed along the right-hand side on every page. This is an example of Bernhardt's Modular Text with all of the "modules" containing articles, photos, or ads. What I like most about this web-based text is that all of the "pages" are laid out exactly the same. This allows the reader to quickly locate whatever s/he is looking for. Notice the section below labeled "PHOTOS" looks the same as the "HOME" page above.


This is an example of an Interactive Text allowing the reader to choose where to go next and not just within the BIKE mag website. The reader can load photos to his/her Facebook page or Twitter account and journey to YouTube and various other interactive sites. The reader can also watch imbedded videos and travel from page-to-page based on the image chosen.

Should the reader decide to "read" an article; s/he is met with a barrage of photos and very little text reinforcing the new digital media literacy we have been studying. We are not just reading text any more. We are "reading" images along with text to create a story.
The cyber articles still rely on the same layout as the print version with a title or heading followed with the by-line. The difference being the narration is done by the text and the photos. It is impossible to have one without the other. The print version of BIKE mag has a great deal of photos as well so the transition from print to an online version is easy.
Since you most likely have no idea who you are looking at...Tinker Juarez (the hispanic dude with the long hair), is training to race an endurance race. He is "training" with his teammates and is one of only a few veteran riders to have remained with the main sponsor he started out with many moons ago. Tinker has been racing with Team Cannondale for as long as I can remember. He is truly an amazing rider and anyone reading these mags knows his story. So "reading" these images has real meaning for cyclists the world over due to the legacy of pro cyclists such as Tinker. (I got to hold his bike for him once in Arizona at the port-o-potties! I felt so privileged! What a goober...I know.)
Just in case you didn't catch it, the author is also the photographer signaling a shift in emphasis from writer to photojournalist. It seems the ability to tell a story is no longer done with words but with pictures. Although the shift from creative writing to narrative images may seem to be a "dumbing down" of one's storytelling abilities, I assure you it is not. Next time, see how well you do to convey a particular message with images and present them to total strangers and see what kind of response you get. You will be surprised. Even these training images seem overly simplistic, but each one adds another piece to the puzzle until you finally get this...
Then it all becomes clear. Each rider's stats are being monitored for improvement. Cycling has become a highly technological industry just like the automotive and computer industries.

Bernhardt presents Hierarchical, Layered, Embedded Text as one of the distinctions, but I found traces of this in BIKE mag online as well. There are smaller hypertext that take the reader to contact info. or to other pages within this site. This is distinguished from the rest of the text with tiny, blue font while the remaining text ranges from large to medium with black font. Regardless, there is a distinct hierarchy signaled by font size and color that leads the reader's eyes across and down the "pages" as is desired by the designer of the layout using Navigable Text. Everything on BIKE mag's site utilizes Spacious Text since the "page" length can be endless. Text can now take on any size and shape and fill up a small space or a large space. It goes without saying that this is absolutely a Graphically Rich Text. As for the publisher of BIKE mag, s/he is creating a Customizable, Publishable Text that can be altered at any time.

Initially, I thought I would be able to pick one type of text listed by Bernhardt and apply it to my example, but quickly realized that his breakdown of text is antiquated but relevant. Current screen-based text applications layer all of these types creating more complex texts that require a great deal of media literacy and a knowledge foundation that is rich and runs deep.